iMoveChickens.

Anyone notice a pattern here? Christina Milian has been romantically linked to these guys. Nick Canon, Lil Jon, Dre (of Cool & Dre) and now The Dream. What do all these guys have in common? THEY PRODUCE RECORDS! (Yes, Nick Canon produces..poorly..but he produces) Lil Jon, Christina? Really? That’s how bad you need tracks? I mean the rest of them are no prize winning pony’s themselves but Lil Jon is like The Plague. The Dream was not kidding when he said “I Love Your Girl”. You better go get tested homie before you have to change your name to The Nightmare. Her shit probably smell like Crunk Juice. I wonder who will be next on the list when her new label drops her. Maybe she’ll hold a YouTube contest. “Produce the Best Track and You Can Be My Boyfriend!!”

-thefirstauntviv